Funny what makes people think you're important. Go anywhere in a Hi-Vis jacket, and people assume you're security staff. Go to a show with a notepad, write down any old rubbish while the band play, and some finger clicking friend of the band thinks you're a critic, maybe a talent spotter. I think my writing has just taken on a new dimension of fucking with people. Finally a job I can enjoy, and I don't even work here.