Heroes and Villains XI - Inadequatron
The robot mills reminded me of the Kingdom of Hammers. Very noisy, but more regular. There was definitely a distinct pattern to it. It wasn't long before a greeter bot appeared.
GREETERBOT: HELLO VISITOR! HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE?
MINDSWEEPER: I am here to meet Inadequatron.
G: COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED.
M: Go meet Inadequatron.
G: COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED.
M: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
G: COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED.
M: Never mind, I'll find him myself.
G ROGUE VISITOR! SECURITY ACTIVATION IN THREE...
M: Calm down.
G: SORRY SIR. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
M: Inadequatron?
G: SECURITY ERROR! DISGUISE FAILURE! ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!
M: That's not really necessary.
INADEQUATRON: HUMAN DISCOVERED! SECURITY PERIMETER BREACH!
M: Your guards let me in.
I: MUTINY - DETECTED! ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!
M: I have a pass. I am an ambassador from...
I: HELLO VISITOR! HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE?
M: I'm here to discuss your rivalries with superheroes.
I: INFODENTIAL CONFIRMATION
M: Confidential information?
I: ERROR! ERROR! GATEWAY FAILURE! ACTIVATING SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!
M: Good grief, not this again…
I: SELF DESTRUCT MODULE NOT FOUND. SHUTTING DOWN…
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