Heroes and Villains XI - Inadequatron

Heroes and Villains XI - Inadequatron

The robot mills reminded me of the Kingdom of Hammers. Very noisy, but more regular. There was definitely a distinct pattern to it. It wasn't long before a greeter bot appeared.

GREETERBOT: HELLO VISITOR! HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE?

MINDSWEEPER: I am here to meet Inadequatron.

G: COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED.

M: Go meet Inadequatron.

G: COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED.

M: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

G: COMMAND NOT RECOGNISED.

M: Never mind, I'll find him myself.

G ROGUE VISITOR! SECURITY ACTIVATION IN THREE...

M: Calm down.

G: SORRY SIR. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

M: Inadequatron?

G: SECURITY ERROR! DISGUISE FAILURE! ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!

M: That's not really necessary.

INADEQUATRON: HUMAN DISCOVERED! SECURITY PERIMETER BREACH!

M: Your guards let me in.

I: MUTINY - DETECTED! ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!

M: I have a pass. I am an ambassador from...

I: HELLO VISITOR! HOW MAY I BE OF SERVICE?

M: I'm here to discuss your rivalries with superheroes.

I: INFODENTIAL CONFIRMATION

M: Confidential information?

I: ERROR! ERROR! GATEWAY FAILURE! ACTIVATING SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE!

M: Good grief, not this again…

I: SELF DESTRUCT MODULE NOT FOUND. SHUTTING DOWN…